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10 REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER |
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Someone once gave me this article on why chocolate was better then sex. Sadly for sex, chocolate comes out ahead!
1. You can get chocolate.
2. Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft.
3. You can safely have chocolate while driving.
4. You can have chocolate in front of your mother or on your desk without upsetting anyone.
5. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
6. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
7. Good chocolate is easy to find.
8. You're never too young or too old to enjoy chocolate.
9. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
10. With chocolate, size doesn't matter - it's always good.